What does Olivia Colman's hot sex with a basket tell us about heteropessimism? | Emma Beddington

In Wicker, the love interest is a man made of plaited twigs. In romantasy, women are getting it on with goblins, elves, minotaurs and mothmen. Is this bad news for heterosexual men? Apologies if this is too personal, but is there anything in your home that turns you on?
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