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Tim Dowling: my TV contract has run out – and so has my patience

Published 29 August 2026, 6:00am

I need to buy a smart television big enough to read ransom notes – and I’m taking no prisoners Fourteen years ago, I received a text from my eldest son claiming he’d just found the TV face down on the sitting room floor, destroyed.

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